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Head first down the stairs

by sleeping dogs lie

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    This is the fourth album from Sleeping Dogs Lie and maybe the most mainstream of all of the releases. There are actually 22-song indie rock cd on this record with a lot of great songwriting.

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1.
Quiet please 00:17
Would everybody please shut up?
2.
The first to fail is second So I dove the rail and wrecked it And now I’m on this cement floor Layin’ in a stairwell With my feet up in the air I can’t get no elevation I’m so down and broken I get the feeling that no one cares And they pass by – They don’t ask why Try not to go head first down the stairs To do it is fantastic To wait for it is tragic Money’s everything I thought it could be But, now I’m foraging for Chicklets And rusty bobby pins I’ve got to get myself together CHORUS Two peppermint knees And femurs made of leaves I need to weeble to the meeting at three I’m takin’ every step Except the governmental representative Has got a thing for me I made it to the meeting, But the cheating at the greedy feeding Put a new perspective on the way that I see The top three percent of America’s wealthiest Individuals and how they manipulate the financial system CHORUS
3.
Mike fixed my car It was quite a mess He says it was the starter But, I never would have guessed. But, he don’t like it Mike fixed my car And it sounded like this… Mike fixed my car But, I had to pay I wish I was related It’s cheaper that way Mike fixed my car It can’t have no babies I drive a Honda Civic It ain’t no damn Mercedes But, he don’t like it Mike don’t like to fix the cars, no more Mike don’t like to fix the cars, no Mike fixed my car
4.
Ray Liotta 04:14
I saw Liotta Before he hit the door I turned my head But, still I wasn’t sure If it was he The man that put Jeff Daniels on the floor I had my turkey Brown mustard with swiss cheese Ray had a thirteen His girlfriend didn’t eat They left the store And then they disappeared between the corn Ray Liotta - drove off in his car Ray Liotta - I’d never seen no star I thought of all these clever thing I could have said All of these scenarios spinning in my head Were all for not And now I’m sitting here with my regret “Hey there, Ray… You’re a funny guy” or “Corrina Corrina brought a man-tear to my eye” Yes, it was you The man that put Stallone in Harvey’s shoes CHORUS
5.
Fireworks 01:30
Fire works if you’re a pyro And fire works if you cook a trout And fire works in Minnesota Fireworks, they make me shout Fire works in a forest Fire works on your house Fire works in funny ways Fireworks, look out I’m not sayin’ that fire works in mysterious way But, fire works for the flame Fire works for everything it’s got There ain’t no shame in that Fireworks
6.
Brainiac 03:56
I like a girl who’s gotta good head on her shoulders A girl that knows all the facts She always pulls her hair back When doing mathematic My cronies think I’m insane But I found a pearl My brainiac girl You’ll see ‘em hangin’ out at Bookstores and coffeehouses Just like a homeless parade Forget the tits and asses The girl that in the glasses I see her squintin’ my way But I found a pearl My brainiac girl She rules the world My brainiac girl She’s a brainiac, brainiac I know And she’s thinkin’ like she’s never thunk before But I found a pearl My brainiac girl She rules the world My brainiac girl
7.
After all that’s said and done She’s still the one I tried to bring her to her knees But, she just smiled and winked at me Then she said to me There’s a time and place for everything And I didn’t know that she’d come and go Welcome to the new world, baby You better find your way I thought to make amends A fine mess I find myself in If there was a chance to set things straight I surely wouldn’t hesitate CHORUS X4
8.
Well ho, ho, ho It’s a chilly night And I’ve got a long way to go So many rooftops So many toy drops Must be a billion or more Well I’m flyin’ And I’m flyin’ I’ve got the toughest gig in the sky And I’m so high I’m comin’ by It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas Well I work one night a year but, I’m full of cheer all year round takes a lot of preparin’ to do all this sharin’ with all of the kiddies in your town CHORUS It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas I might have a nip You might call it a sip Just tell the kids that it’s milk and cookies To take me up at night To make another flight Man, this sled goes like a shot! Well, don’t get me wrong I don’t drink and steer I’ve got Rudolph The designated reindeer So many rooftop So many toy drops Must be a billion or more CHORUS It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas It’s another drunken Santa Claus Christmas
9.
Diatribe 02:42
Today it sucks being a Philly fan It sucks so bad You have no idea how much it sucks We’ve got a manager Who, forty games into the season, announces that He’s not too familiar with how to pull a double-switch And we’ve got the future of the organization at second base And he’s in a silly platoon with Placido Polonco Who, if I recall, played a pretty admirable third base when he Holdin’ down the hotseat But it all ends the same way That empty, soulless feeling in the pit of your stomach At the end of the day when they lose because McNabb threw three picks or because Brian Westbrook Was hurt and T.O. caught nine catches for 108 yards But they lost But I stay true But, despite all that, McNabb is good people T.O. can go to hell though – what the fuck is he thinking? The worst teams in the history of the world Teams need to be imploded By my calculation
10.
Bang! 03:30
This is the story of the world as you know it. Bang. So, this big blob blew apart and went in all directions. It created many stars and planets and moons and such And after a few hours the Earth cooled off. Great oceans appeared and soon there were amoebas, Joan Rivers and great dynofish. The fierce competition among the soaked beasts drove them to beaches everywhere. Some grew legs and sharp pointy teeth and they bit everything until Quinten Tarintino had them all shoot each other in the Middle East. All that were left were roaches and small furry people. Some waxed and took off all over the planet. Jesus came and brought his message of love and peace… so, everyone killed each other. Some lost souls cried out in vain as people progressed into kings, pirates and software moguls. Most of the worlds population ended up working at Wal-Mart until a second great man was born from common sales associates in the gardening center and rose up and lead his people to freedom. Eventually, they went back to work – but, they had finally tasted freedom. Too much unprotected sex created a planet with so many people that the land sank into the sea and man had succomb to amoeba. But, the Earth continued to evolve. Aliens, through their archeological exploration unearthed the remnants of a creature unlike any that they had see before… man. They beamed one up to the ship and sent it off to the Aliensonian Many light years away. After careful restoration, there stood the perfect Image of man for all to see… David Hasselhoff in gym shorts. The sun withered and turned a dark cold red and then imploded. The ensuing black hole collapsed everything within reach into a big blob once again. And we were back to where we started. There was a big explosion. The whole thing started over again. And the only thing that survived from the first time was David Hasselhoff to represent man and all that we have accomplished. Good work Dave.
11.
Kilimanjaro 02:35
Kilimanjaro The igniter The Sistine Chapel Built for the fighter Consume the pillars And shit your idols Fertilizing the new revival Kilimanjaro It’s in the hole We’re all streakin’ Don’t you go changin’ What’d you do now, Ray Down by the river Roll em’ up kids Murmur Kilimanjaro We’ll be happy Wear and tear Sounds so snappy Consequential State to state Head first down the stairs Kilimanjaro Kilimanjaro Fireworks up Diatribe Mike fixed enough Ray Liotta wants to be normal Bow to the pillars Of the revival
12.
Lucky 03:44
I see the light in her window She’s there every night But she don’t know That I know That she got every note And that’s the way And that’s the way Of the world Call me lucky if I could make it out I always wanted to ask her But, she just turned away No one could love her like I could She barely knew my name CHORUS X2 I see the light in her window She’s there every night But she don’t know That I know That she got every note CHORUS X4
13.
Normal 04:25
Did you get one with the gold? A soft plush residence Did you wake up in the dirt? Six feet from the revolution I just want a normal life Well, I just want a normal life All the ‘it’s not fairs’ And greener grasses pale When you’re trying not to go Head first down the stairs I just want a normal life Well, I just want a normal life Did you get one in the box With the leaves falling on your bed You can run for the roses But, you can’t run from them I just want a normal life Well, I just want a normal life
14.
Technology 03:05
Technology used to be a part of me But, now I’m just a cog And I might never see the sun Below the solar panel foliage Technology Take a look around Take a look around Take a look around All the world’s a Flobee Take a look around Take a look around Take a look around I’m nursing from it’s honey I fear the day we’re all autobots Caught up in web of words That’s never been invented And I’d just like to take a minute Before my space is rented CHORUS X2 I wish to be at ease Perfectly sedate Back to me before the Buttons and the switches Old John Henry’s diggin’ ditches Who’s the man But, they had a better plan CHORUS X2 Take a look around
15.
Uranium 04:24
A more molecular level Seen to the naked eye Domination of the flame is the game Uranium Nuclear winter Of our heart’s discontent With the machine that once made us happy Go lucky into that goodnight And sleep into the new one Uranium Awake before a momentary Lapse of reason of insanity Pled the victim of the victor Victory is mine, mine, mine Uranium
16.
Pigeon 02:15
Pigeon et pigeon Play upon the square Pigeon et pigeon Pooping in my hair Pigeon, oh pigeon There is something on your leg Pigeon, oh pigeon Please don’t go I beg Pigeon, Pigeon You must be from France Pigeon, Pigeon Take the stale bread from my hand Pigeon, Pigeon You ugly little bird Pecking at the pavement Seems to be obsurd Pigeon, oh Pigeon Meatsticks in the rain Fly, fly, fly We shall meet again
17.
1,000,000 02:28
Many a day, many a day pass And it’s all come to this I see the promises made And laid to rest Many a day, many a day pass And it’s all come to this I heard a million times A million times One, zero, zero, zero Zero, zero, zero All the times That I believed you That’s a million to the laymens Today is the day I’m gonna quit this game I’m in the river Please deliver me Many a day, many a day pass And it’s all come to this Please take me To where I need to be CHORUS X2 Many a day, many a day pass And it’s all come to this I see the promises made And laid to rest Many a day, many a day pass And it’s all come to this I heard a million times A million times CHORUS X2 That’s a million to the laymens
18.
X rated 00:42
X-ray Ted Ninety-nined in bed But they all said That it wasn’t X-rated He was PG instead XX rated
19.
She told me She go to the sto But when she got back Was a quarter to four quarter to four She told me She ain’t messin’ around But that ain’t what I heard From the man downtown man downtown Maybe I’m believe her Maybe I be leavin Maybe I’m believe her Maybe I be leavin Maybe, go to the sto I seen her face And she don’t look me in the eye I knew right then She put that lie put that lie So, I said get out Don’t come back no more But, she said she really I was at the sto At the sto CHORUS So, I let her back in And she brought the bag When I looked inside I got mad I got mad She bought that thing From the sto I’ma watch her See where she go Where she go CHORUS
20.
zzzzzzzzzzzZ 02:12
z z z z z z z z z z z Z!
21.
Don’t throw me away Don’t throw me away Don’t throw me away I can only think of lines To wait or cross or say But today is the day Don’t throw me away Don’t throw me away Don’t throw me away Zo’s back in town Dave’s hamster sound They all have their lines to play But, take away the space between us The world’s a bigger place Today is the day Today is the day Don’t throw me away Don’t throw me away Don’t throw me away The lines are down I can’t get through to you A distant face Two-faced we stand A show of hands To change the dub’ya way I can only think of lines To wait or cross or say today
22.
Valkyrie 03:38

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The Head first down the stairs release from Sleeping Dogs Lie (2006) is a 22-song album with a strong focus on songwriting and straight forward indie rock style. The album has a wide ranging feel from the more mellow songs like "Mike fixed my car," "Lucky" and "Normal" to the hard rock sounds of "Try not to go head fist down the stairs," "Brainiac," and "Today is the day." There is a song on this cd for everyone.

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released January 1, 2006

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sleeping dogs lie Ericeira, Portugal

Sleeping Dogs Lie is lo-fi experimental indie rock with a focus on songwriting. There have been eight album releases since 1997. 100% of the proceeds from album sales, downloads and streams go to charity.

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